attilee

attilee:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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Ha! It’s usually been assumed that the anthropomorphic egg visuals come from the nursery rhyme originally being posed as a riddle. The visual is also attributed to  the illustrations from Lewis Carroll’s Through The Looking Glass.

ashinan

wemeanttofly:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

orgasmic-humor:

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

ur supposed to seam rip them out 

its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????

im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam 

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everything makes sense now